Patient: ”So Doc, what Sports do you do after hours, instead of just running from Room to Room?”
Doctor: ”That is tiring in itself. I do Mental Gymnastics with running a Dental Practice."
Patient: “What are Dental Sports, anyway; & are some of them illegal, besides Doping?”
Doctor: ”By the way, did you see me Dental Dancing around this answer yet?"
DENTAL SPORTS GAMES:
DENTAL BASEBALL:
The sheer Mental Power of our Dental Baseball Players & Coaches is so staggering, that we had to start our own Dental Baseball League (d-BL). Coach, Dr. Yogi Berra is the epitome of Epitomes & Dental Watchwords. We quote from one of his Dental Gaming Continuing Education Lectures to a Packed Baseball Stadium: “When you see a Fork in the Road, Take It; but Wash It before you put it in your Mouth.”
How has your Local Dental Baseball Scored?
DENTAL BOXING:
Doctor Guglielmo Marconi was the first to elucidate this Faux-Paux of the Dentist. All his elaborate Testing Equipment Proved that, Showing the Patient the Dental Anesthetic Syringe, by leaving it on the Tray Table, or saying, & telegraphing a punch, to the Patient, “This will be just a little Pinch & Pressure!”
Read about the Profiles of our Dental Boxing all-time Greats.
DENTAL FISHING:
Doc, if all your Chums are Short Shrimps, then you must also be a Short Dentist. Yes, they do run in Schools. If your brains were the size of a Fish Brain, then you would have found it funny, or at least be a grouper to hang out with.
Read in Some Continuing Education Units (g-CEU) by logging onto www.g-CEU.com
DENTAL SOCCER:
Every Country in the World plays Dental Soccer. They call it Dental Football. Only the Ethnocentric USA has the audacity to call what we play - Dental Football, and what the rest of the world plays - Dental Soccer.
LIST of DENTAL SPORTS:
Dental Basketball Dental Bicycling Dental Bowling Dental Fishing Dental Football Dental Golf Dental Horseracing Dental Ice Hockey Dental Ice Skating | Dental Mixed Martial Arts Dental Rugby Dental Skiing Dental Skulling Dental Surfing Dental Swimming Dental Tennis Dental Weight Lifting Dental Wrestling |
DENTAL SPORTS BOOK CASINOS:
New York has Legalized Off-Track Betting (OTB). All the Major Casinos in Las Vegas have their Sports Book. Now, Dentists have their own Wagering Systems, where we have Inside Knowledge. But to be a better Bettor, you need to read carefully the Rules & Regulations (R&R) in each Dental Casino. The Odds vary. The PayOuts differ. The Entertainment Value Quotient is enormous.
”Buy Used Dental Sports Equipment, Cheap!” We Inventory Reclaimed & Resold, from other Dentists' Tax Deducted Donations, to the Poor Patients across our Borders. But their Entrepreneurs get more Bang for the Buck by sneakily Marathon Running it back to the USA for us. Chalk it up to Dental Sports Politics.” is a quote from one of our three most recent dental publications in the Dental Sports Book.
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Dr. LAUREN FRIEDMAN, DDS
1-310-418-7788
Fax 1-800-801-8730
OnTheMark@Cheerful.com
2914 Sawtelle Blvd.
West Los Angeles, CA 90064
Dr. Albert Silvera DDS - Dental Office
@ Sawtelle & National Blvds.
(National Blvd. - 1/4 block North)
(Santa Monica {10} Fwy - 2 blocks South)
(San Diego {405} Fwy / Sepulveda - 1 block West)
(Free Parking behind the office & on the street)